Zac Hanson, the “littlest Hanson of all,” is now the proud parent of a baby boy. Her, and her wife, Kate, welcomed John Hanson, 8lbs 4 ounces on Tuesday. The discovery will surely baffle biologists, as all we know about human procreation has now been altered.
Wait. Zac is a guy? I had no idea. Huh…what a shock.
His sisters, Issac and Taylor were unavailable for comment.
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